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March 2011

Customer (Dis-)Service

Customer (Dis-)Service

They say a picture is worth a thousand words; so what would a picture of words be worth? I know, I know: it’s like a Zen koan. But this is where the saga of Kevin’s iPad stands as of today. I spent a long time in an Internet chat again yesterday with a customer service [...]

Not the Apple™ of My Eye…

Not the Apple™ of My Eye…

I promised at the end of Friday’s post to write today about my new iPad 2. That post would, I’m afraid, be rather short: in effect, I didn’t get my damned iPad, thank you very much. Were it not for natural and imminent nuclear disaster in Japan, political instability in Libya, and political insanity in [...]

Eyes Wide … Open!

Eyes Wide ... Open!

Asleep at the wheel again, dear friends: well, not exactly that, but slacking nonetheless. I flew out early Wednesday morning for two days of meetings at MLA HQ in NY, which meant that Tuesday was a hot mess of crazy getting ready, and I’ve been running pretty hard since I got here. Meanwhile, the e-mails [...]

Eyes Wide Shut with 20-20 Hindsight

Eyes Wide Shut with 20-20 Hindsight

This is really going to test my 45-minute resolve: but I’ve just set a timer for 45 mins. The problem today isn’t finding 45 mins. to write: that’s a problem every day. No, the problem today is the topic’s both too big and too stale to handle properly in 45 mins. So here I go. [...]

Lily Gaga v. Lady Bart

Lily Gaga v. Lady Bart

I’m foolish, suppose, for letting it get to me. One Peter Wood had a piece in Wednesday’s Chronicle of Higher Education titled “Lily Bart vs. Lady Gaga.” The title should have been warning enough. For if you were innocently to ask, “Who’s Lily Bart?”, you would thereby have proven Wood’s point for him before he’d [...]

Missing the Book for the Tweets

Missing the Book for the Tweets

For the last two days, I’ve been trying to think about the benefits and drawbacks of various, let’s say sizes, of writing. Among the various sizes of canvas I use on a regular basis, a blog post falls right about in the middle: longer that a Tweet, longer than most memos or e-mails (“business” genres [...]

Trader Joe’s: The Novel

Trader Joe's: The Novel

So: Tweet < Facebook status update < Blog post < Magazine column < Journal article/Book chapter < Book I was thinking yesterday in terms of four or perhaps five different-sized portholes through which one peers out at the world, and the four or five writing genres to which they’re attached; today, I’m thinking it’s more [...]

And You Don’t Stop….

And You Don't Stop....

I know, I know: on-again, off-again: worse than Oprah’s engagement(s). I’m sorry. I had decided about three weeks ago that the jig was up: I wasn’t having any success carving out time to write, and I was depressed about my lack of success. So that, in my head at least, I started writing The Last [...]