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Heart Trumps Head

Heart Trumps Head

On October 5, I complained about the banality of most pop songs about domestic bliss, and adduced as an example Crosby, Stills & Nash’s “Our House.” (Oh, and by the way: I realize it appears on Déjà Vu, a CSNY album; but Neil’s entirely absent from “Our House.” The man has taste: you’ve gotta give [...]

There Are No Strings on Me

There Are No Strings on Me

So I’ve promised to write about a couple of smackdowns: “Our House” (CSN) v. “Our House” (Madness), and also “Green Eyes” (Coldplay) vs. “Green Eyes” (Husker Du). And I will: need a couple more days, though. In the meantime, another train of thought inspired by A Rush of Blood to the Head. I argued, or [...]

Banality & Bombast

Banality & Bombast

I wonder if it’s fair to say that I’ve come now to believe that Coldplay writes some pretty majestic, stirring music—but bad songs? I wonder if that’s the distinction I was groping toward yesterday? To continue with that narrative, then: wanting a song to remind me of my baby, I went to A Rush of [...]

When Did Coldplay Start to Suck?

When Did Coldplay Start to Suck?

The drive to Portland was long, and surprisingly un-entertaining. I’ve taken, of late, to trying to put the iPod away on car trips, and to let myself be surprised instead by what the radio might bring me. I was disappointed, though: not because it brought me bad music (as I’ve been writing, I find I [...]

Mystery Science Auditorium: Justin Bieber, “Uuuuuuuu Smiiiiiiile….”

Mystery Science Auditorium: Justin Bieber,

My apologies in advance—or in arrears, perhaps—to any and all fcrp readers who have both heard, and are utterly fed up with, this Justin Bieber party trick. It’s hard for a guy with a day job to keep up with the speed of sound, even when the sound’s this slow. Maybe Hipster-hated Chris Martin can [...]

The Hipster: First Time as Tragedy, Second as Farce

The Hipster: First Time as Tragedy, Second as Farce

Thanks to my friend Michael Coyle for today’s provocation. The term “hipster”—which just a couple of years ago would have seemed as lame and dated as “cat” or “daddy-o”—has inexplicably become “hip” again. Pomona student Tim McKee wrote a great paper about this last year; I owe most of what I know about it to [...]

Mystery Science Auditorium: Clinic, “I’m Aware”

Mystery Science Auditorium: Clinic, “I’m Aware”

I first became aware of the weirdo Liverpool band Clinic when my oldest daughter Emily bought me their 2002 album, Walking with Thee; I loved it almost immediately, and love it still. I haven’t kept up with their work in the interim, but they’ve got a new album, Bubblegum, scheduled for release on October 5—almost [...]

Show Us Your Guilty Pleasures!

Show Us Your Guilty Pleasures!

So yesterday’s post was, in a sense, about guilty non-pleasures: those bands or artists in whom we’re supposed to delight, but just can’t. The “guilty” part is just optional, of course: I do feel guilty for not liking Wilco and Fugazi more than I do, but not a bit guilty about loathing Metallica and the [...]

On “fake chinese rubber plant”

On

It’s been pointed out to me that for folks not as toxically obsessed with Radiohead as I am, this might require a bit of explanation. When I decided to do a blog—which is to say, when my friend and editor Shannon told me I need to start a blog—I was visiting my daughter Audrey and [...]